Saraki gets standing ovation in Aso rock!! See why

While at the dinner with all senators of the Republic of Nigeria and President Muhammadu Buhari, Saraki stood up to introduce over 100 Senators in attendance by their names and their constituencies.

Facebook Chips

Question
y is facebook like jail ?
Answer
u hv a profile picture, u sit around all day writing on walls, and u get poked by guys u dnt realy know !

Latest procedure transaction in new ATM

A sign in the Bank lobby reads : "please note that this Bank is
installing new "Drive through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

50 Life Interesting questions!

50 questions to ask yourself when you have a little spare time to think, review these interesting and thought provoking questions!If you are so busy to read it now because it is too long,kindly share it on your wall and take your precious time to read it over.

Life Lessons

Recently I hopped in a Taxi and we took off for the Airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.