y is facebook like jail ?
Answer
u hv a profile picture, u sit around all day writing on walls, and u get poked by guys u dnt realy know !
Question
y is facebook a great site for loners ?
Answer
bcos its the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considerd a loser !
Q:
y is facebook like a refrigerator ?
A:
bcos evry few minutes u keep opening and closing it to see if there's anytin good in it !
Q:
y shud u create a facebook account with the name "Nobody" ?
A:
bcos wen somebody posts something stupid you can say "Nobody likes this !"
Q:
what happened wen Dick Cheney tried to reach a young demographic ?
A:
he shot facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter
come to Myspace and
Twitter my Yahoo
Til' I Google all over your
Q:
When Facebook,
Myspace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company wat will it be called ?
A:
they'll call it "My Twit Face."
Q:
how ugly was my ex girlfrend/boyfrend ?
A:
so ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to my Space !
Q: what hapened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day ?
A:
Twitters were
relegated to comunicating the old fashioned way,
through facebook !
Q:
if Facebook is a loft in the City and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace ?
A:
a trailer park !
Q:
y did Atlanta falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation wit his wife over facebook activities ?
A:
bcos he was afraid of going to jail and realy being poked !
y shudnt u pay for a Classmates.com membership ?
A:
bcos Myspace and Facebook are free !
Q:
wat hapened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked 4rm her facebook account ?
A:
Amy Polumbo received a million friend request !
Q:
how did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant ?
A:
by sending her a friend request on Facebook !
Q:
y did john Connor lead the resistance against the machines ?
A:
Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request !
Q:
wat hapened after the "Spam King" was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 million unwanted mesages ?
A:
he was convicted and sentenced four yrs of hard labour on Farmville !
y is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software ?
A:
they say it fails to identify wich faces are Jewish.
